wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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