But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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