he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
The best revenge is premature balding
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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