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(214): View more from Texas

I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band

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(707): View more from California

left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen

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(217): View more from Illinois

you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.

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(516): View more from New York

Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.

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(810): View more from Michigan

I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.

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(360): View more from Washington

He made me a "booty call of the year" award.

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(954): View more from Florida

Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk

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(336): View more from North Carolina

If I die bedazzle my coffin please.

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