Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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