Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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