just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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She's the barista slut.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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