so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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