I need help removing her.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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