I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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