He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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