there was a trapeze. enough said
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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