Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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