You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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