They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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