Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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