Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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