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  • 88 66
    Submitted by Nasty on Jul 20, 10 at 8:25pm

    If you knew you had your cum on your nose long enough to text someone about it, why wouldn't you wipe it off with something? Dumb dumb dumb.

  • 78 49
    Submitted by jasboo on Jul 20, 10 at 8:07pm

    There once was a man from Nantucket, who's dick was so long he could suck it....true story??

  • 91 79
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 9:31pm

    Mbtrumpet if you think this is a childrens site you are mistaken they talk about cunts, fucking, cum, blowjobs any drug use you can name, eating out ass fucking and then they get nasty.. Saying what the fuck would jesus do is motherfucking polite here.. And dont think you can change it....

  • 79 61
    Submitted by annekohnduh on Jul 21, 10 at 12:37am

    Bet you look like a lifeguard

  • 75 57
    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 21, 10 at 5:16am

    Better than another mans cum on your face

  • 81 74
    Submitted by nignog14 on Jul 21, 10 at 12:35am

    Ever dislocated your shoulder jerkin off. Talk about an embarrasing ride to the hospital

  • 76 66
    Submitted by thats_word on Jul 20, 10 at 8:04pm

    if you're embarrassed, why would you post it on TFLN for more people to know??

  • 60 47
    Submitted by eternity on Jul 20, 10 at 8:51pm

    Why would you leave the cum to text you're buddy?

  • 73 77
    Submitted by ritaaaaa on Jul 20, 10 at 10:37pm

    That's how us girls feel when men decide that they wanna give us facials :) lol good job silly!

  • 62 57
    Submitted by hamnop on Jul 20, 10 at 11:01pm

    No beaglehead! Let me at the children

  • 68 75
    Submitted by sdrawkcabllort on Jul 20, 10 at 8:08pm

    Yawa epiw t'nac uoy gnihtemos s'taht

  • 69 81
    Submitted by lane6 on Jul 20, 10 at 8:31pm

    I missed you firsty.

  • 58 60
    Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Jul 20, 10 at 10:24pm

    the children!! think of the children!!!

  • 63 77
    Submitted by hamnop on Jul 20, 10 at 9:16pm

    FIRST MOTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!11

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 20, 10 at 8:47pm

    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 8:42pm

    firsty!!!!

  • 53 67
    Submitted by jaybram24 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:10am

    look on the bright side at least its not IN your nose.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 20, 10 at 10:02pm

    Hamnop, your pedophilia is not accepted here

  • 55 73
    Submitted by SillyShit19 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:30pm

    must have bad aim. I woulda put it on your lips like Chapstick.

  • 60 84
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 8:04pm

    .......

  • 45 55
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 11:46pm

    Thinking of the pretzel children makes me firsty!!!!! Think of the dehydrated pretzel children ....

  • 53 71
    Submitted by n3urotoxic on Jul 20, 10 at 10:39pm

    Two questions:\n1. How did said event happen? And,\n2. Why is it still on your nose whilst texting...?

  • 50 65
    Submitted by thohug on Jul 20, 10 at 8:55pm

    And he took the time to txt about it first b4 getting it off His nose.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by thatONEtime on Jul 21, 10 at 2:06am

    I'll cum on your face

  • 62 91
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:58am

    Whats wrong with gum on nose. We have to do that in class.

  • 43 56
    Submitted by niceman on Jul 21, 10 at 10:53pm

    Been there done that. Any black guy who had seen a hot white girl naked had been there and done that. Yo

  • 52 79
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 20, 10 at 8:24pm

    These crappy texts are making me Firsty

  • 37 53
    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 21, 10 at 1:49pm

    At least it didnt get in your eye. Ouch.

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Jason_Statham on Jul 20, 10 at 9:25pm

    It's Jason Statham, and I'm the Transporter, bitches!

  • 46 72
    Submitted by laughinga_lot on Jul 20, 10 at 8:35pm

    AWEE YEAH! New York, my home stattttttteeee!

  • 34 51
    Submitted by blahalb on Jul 21, 10 at 5:34am

    i like how mbtrumpet is saying think of the children on a text where someone has cum on their nose

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Firstyy on Jul 20, 10 at 8:05pm

    This embarrassment is making me Frsty!

  • 36 60
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 9:26pm

    The beer dingo saw it was there... He just didnt want to say.......

  • 37 79
    Submitted by egirl on Jul 20, 10 at 9:31pm

    Did it smell good??

  • Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Jul 20, 10 at 9:23pm

    language plz wtfwjd, this is a G rated website. think of the children

  • 34 78
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 8:10pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • 34 80
    Submitted by JimHalpert on Jul 21, 10 at 5:29am

    Funny, I just had a dream about fellating myself. It's possible, but not easy.