its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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