The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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