I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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