just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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