Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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