That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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