why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Pooping to opera.
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