Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think my vagina is haunted
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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