so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My pussy is not your playground.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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