what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
How's work?
Spinning.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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