your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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