i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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