just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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