Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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