Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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