He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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