Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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