tell your sister to shave her snatch
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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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