I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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