I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
i need some magic done to my vagina
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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