Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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