I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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