So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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