do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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