dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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