The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize