I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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