So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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