I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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