that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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