I wanna passion pit in your ass
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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