ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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